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Nemmy
Aggressor
I'm just a lunatic with a mad mans dream of a milk proof robot.
Set at 01:10 on November 18 2009
Quote: If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
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This profile is best viewed in an obscenely high resolution on a wide-screen monitor while eating fatty junk foods.
Chances are I wont rate or comment you back if you just stamp me. Your cliche' pictures hold no weight here
Let's see now.
Contact'age
MSN: Nemisis_asg@hotmail.com
I was here around 4-5yrs ago now... Been on an off during that time.
Now! I shall fill your heads with pointless and useless information about my self! let's listen in shall we?!
Oh wait... I'm suppose to be telling the story.
My name is Jason and I am the self appointed beverage overlord, enjoy this can of coke or suffer the gaze of a thousand angry poodles!
Anywho, where to begin...
I live in Australia.
I'm a computer technician.
I'm a huge nerd. Pasty scrawny lil' thing who has the upper body strength of a kitten.
I play the card game Magic the Gathering, because it's all amounts of awesome.
I'm addicted to my video games... they are like digital crack... *twitches*
As you can possibly tell by my shirt in the hideous picture above, I play World of Warcraft.
Have done so since it was released many years ago. Been heavily playing it since the first week of it's release.
2 expansions later, a destroyed relationship and the wrists of an 80yr old man... I'm still at it.
I'm socially inept, I enjoy company... but only by a very VERY select few.
Other wise I tend to want to go all ninja like on their faces with a large rusty fork!
Quite diverse really, Does need some refining. But I tend to enjoy alot of different types.
I believe if you lock your self down to a single solid genre you're just hindering your self and not truly appreciative of music what so ever.
I'm a metal and rock child at heart.
But my music taste can go from Incubus all the way to Dimmu Borgir and Meshugah etc:
Depends on my mood at the time tho.
Absolutely love Tool and A Perfect Circle. Maynard is my god... Have been listening to them for many many years.
Opeth are another of my all time favorites. I want to have their babies... It's physically impossible... but fuck! I'd give it a good crack!
R.I.P Layne Staley.
Lyfthrasyr, Alice in Chains, Apocolyptica, The Tea Party, The Butterfly Effect, Nine Inch Nails, Black Light Burns, Porcupine Tree, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Steve Vai, Smashing Pumpkins, Clint Mansel, Radiohead, Dream Theater, Audioslave and Sound Garden (let's face it, Chris Cornell is a god, even tho he is a twat), Foo Fighters (Dave Grohl is quite the awesome!)
The list goes on and on and on!
The comedian Bill Hicks is a genius.
He pioneered apathetic black comedy.
British comedy is so amounts of win.
Black Books by Dylan Moran is godly.
As of course are the Monthy Python movies and shows.
I'd add more here on the subject in time.
Jurassic Park makes me squeal with glee.
Fight Club as it is quite possibly one of the most brilliant movies to have ever been conceived. Perfect acting, cinematography and directing.
And it's just plane fucking awesome.
American History X is another one of those all times great movies.
Serenity. The amazing movie to the ever so fucking brilliant T.V series, Firefly. Done by the god Joss Whedon.
There is also 2 comic books which I own that fill in the gap between the series and the movie.
Greatest series/movie in all of everty!
Band of Brothers is another one of my all time favorite shows. Looking past the obvious American propaganda that any and ALL WWII movies/series portray it does have amazing character development and some of the most incredible cinematography.
Invader Zim tho horribly HORRIBLY raped by the fucking disgusting emo culture, Johnnen Vasquez will forever be one of my personal gods!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comics, along with Squee and I feel sick, Jellyfist and The Bad Art Collection.
Earthworm Jim is my hero!
He's such a groovy guy and he rockets through the sky!
Absolutely fucking love the work of H.R Giger.
Tim -fucking- Minchin! He is a god. A big, nerdy, music composing, awesome, GOD!
There is alot more shit to add here. I'll do it when I can be arsed.
INTERMISSION
The desire to keep typing is slipping...
I need to hire a trained monkey to type for me...
Then I could pay it in quirky currency like peanuts!
Ooooooo! and have it fling poo at my enemy's! mwah hah hah hah!
... Man I'm evil!
END INTERMISSION
Alright, sit your arses back down!
Hope you got some snacks and alike... And if you didn't... I'unno... I'll intrude your skull with a large drill... and fill it with CANDY!! Eeeeeeee! CANDY! *glees*
Urmm... Yesh... Where was I?
Oh yeah! and that... is how I met batman.
Not that any of you people are going to read this verbal vomit anyway, so I'm going to stop typing now.
Will finish this later!
Don't let the cybernetic demon babies eat your sweet candy insides!
Over and out, El' Capitano!
Extra note of noteyness
Right. Lemme get something very VERY abundantly clear here.
I absolutely despise emo's with a burning passion.
Don't even bother starting this "don't label us and hate us cause we're different" bullshit either... You're not... I don't label anything... you should see my food cupboard... It's a mess!!
But back to the point.
You're all retarded, whiny, pathetic lil' fucktards.
You make a total mockery of self destruction and to the REAL people out there who are in a bad place in life...
You're fucking pathetic little high school life is not hard... You're not going through anything difficult and if you were! you'd be dignified about it and NOT complain to people you don't even fucking know JUST so you can feed that fucking sad lil' attention seeking inner-whore.
Please, If you're even REMOTELY like this... Turn away now.
You people aggravate me beyond anything and my goal in life is to give you cunts something to really fucking cry about...
And hopefully force you all to drink bleach.
Please do us a favor, and step into traffic... You're so fucking dark and finding life so hard. I thought that's what you wanted? Hmmm? Why the fuck aren't you dead yet?!
Oh... that's right... You can't get attention and have people tell you how special and unique you are if you're dead... Shame...
Now take your self and your bad taste in music and fuck off...
P.S: Twilight is a fucking terrible movie as are the books...
I know you uncultured lil' emo shits think it's a godly movie but I hate to break it to ya's, kids. It ain't...
Oh. And if I see anyone else with the fucking quote "And so the lion fell in love with the sheep" I'm going to scream and tear out your eyeballs.
It's not fucking profound or clever... Please, just... just fuck off already!
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*points down* LOL at bed hair! ^_^
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02:39:30
Nov 21 2009
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Feel free to drop by and return the favor :)
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01:39:39
Nov 20 2009
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Your still a fuckin awesome human :)
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01:38:56
Nov 20 2009
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